Santa vs Krampus

Santa Claus was dressed in his usual Santa Suit, only this one was black instead of red. He ventured deeper into the cave. He could hear the roar of Krampus up ahead. Claw marks lined the walls of the cave. Winter’s chill settled into Santa’s bones, causing him to shiver. The glowing red eyes of Krampus became apparent before anything else did.

“We meetKrampus agains,” Santa said. The Christmas devil spoke in a gravelly voice.

“You don’t belong here, Claus.”

“Christmas is my holiday,” Santa said.

“I was here first, Claus,” Krampus growled. Santa pulled out his battle ax. Krampus clawed at Santa’s face. Santa staggered back.

“You’ll have to do better than that,t Krampus,” Santa bellowed.

“I intend to,” Krampus said. Santa drove the battle ax into the Christmas devil’s shoulder. He grunted and kicked Santa in the gut, driving him back. Krampus pulled the blade out of his shoulder and glared at Santa.

“You’ll pay for that.” He swung at Santa wildly. Santa evaded the swings. He jumped against the side of the cave and delivered Supermanan punch to Krampus’s saw. The beast staggered back and then charged at Santa. He swung the ax wildly. Santa staggered back and fell over. The Christmas devil swung and missed, slamming the ax in the ground. Santa took off his jacket and started strangling Krampus. The Christmas devil grabbed the ax and swung it; he tried to hit Santa, but could not reach him. Santa waited until the snarling beast was unconscious before chopping offitss head, and hoisting it in the air as a trophy.